مامور آمار در زد
پیر زن شکست خورده ای در را باز کرد
سلام : مامور آمار هستم
شما چند نفرید مادر جان؟
پیر زن: پسرم میشه خونه ی ما بمونه واسه فردا ؟
مامور آمار: برای چی مادر جان ؟!!
پیر زن : آخه پسرم توو جنگ مفقود شده، شاید تا فردا ازش خبری بیاید ...
__________________________________

( به افتخار همه ی جوانمردایی که غایبن اما توو دلها همیشه حاضرند ، صبرت قبول مادر)

ﺩﺭ ﺯﻟﺰﻟﻪ ﭼﯿﻦ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﮔﺮﻭﻩ ﻧﺠﺎﺕ، ﺯﻥ ﺟﻮﺍﻥ ﺭﺍ ﺯﯾﺮ
ﺁﻭﺍﺭ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﮐﺮﺩ ﺍﻭ ﻣﺮﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ ﺍﻣﺎ ﮐﻤﮏ ﺭﺳﺎﻧﺎﻥ ﺯﯾﺮ ﻧﻮﺭ
ﭼﺮﺍﻍ ﻗﻮﻩ، ﭼﯿﺰ ﻋﺠﯿﺒﯽ ﺩﯾﺪﻧﺪ . ﺯﻥ ﺑﺎ ﺣﺎﻟﺘﯽ ﻋﺠﯿﺐ
ﺑﻪ ﺯﻣﯿﻦ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩﻩ، ﺯﺍﻧﻮ ﺯﺩﻩ ﻭ ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﺑﺪﻧﺶ ﺯﯾﺮ ﻓﺸﺎﺭ
ﺁﻭﺍﺭ ﮐﺎﻣﻼ ﺗﻐﯿﯿﺮ ﯾﺎﻓﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩ.
ﻧﺎﺟﯿﺎﻥ ﺗﻼﺵ ﻣﯽ ﮐﺮﺩﻧﺪ ﺟﻨﺎﺯﻩ ﺭﺍ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﺑﯿﺎﻭﺭﻧﺪ ﮐﻪ
ﮔﺮﻣﺎﯼ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩﯼ ﻇﺮﯾﻒ ﺭﺍ ﺍﺣﺴﺎﺱ ﮐﺮﺩﻧﺪ . ﭼﻨﺪ ﺛﺎﻧﯿﻪ
ﺑﻌﺪ، ﺳﺮﭘﺮﺳﺖ ﮔﺮﻭﻩ، ﺩﯾﻮﺍﻧﻪ ﻭﺍﺭ ﻓﺮﯾﺎﺩ ﺯﺩ: ﺑﯿﺎﯾﯿﺪ،
ﺯﻭﺩ ﺑﯿﺎﯾﯿﺪ ! ﯾﮏ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺍﯾﻨﺠﺎ ﺍﺳﺖ . ﺑﭽﻪ ﺯﻧﺪﻩ ﺍﺳﺖ.
ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺁﻭﺍﺭ ﺍﺯ ﺭﻭﯼ ﺟﻨﺎﺯﻩ ﻣﺎﺩﺭ ﮐﻨﺎﺭ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﯼ ﺍﺯ
ﺯﯾﺮ ﺁﻥ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﮐﺸﯿﺪﻩ ﺷﺪ.
ﻣﺮﺩﻡ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺭﺍ ﺑﻐﻞ ﮐﺮﺩﻧﺪ، ﯾﮏ ﺗﻠﻔﻦ ﻫﻤﺮﺍﻩ ﺍﺯ
ﻟﺒﺎﺳﺶ ﺑﻪ ﺯﻣﯿﻦ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩ ﮐﻪ ﺭﻭﯼ ﺻﻔﺤﻪ
ﺷﮑﺴﺘﻪ ﺁﻥ ﺍﯾﻦ ﭘﯿﺎﻡ ﺩﯾﺪﻩ ﻣﯽ ﺷﺪ:
ﻋﺰﯾﺰﻡ، ﺍﮔﺮ ﺯﻧﺪﻩ ﻣﺎﻧﺪﯼ، ﻫﯿﭻ ﻭﻗﺖ ﻓﺮﺍﻣﻮﺵ ﻧﮑﻦ ﮐﻪ
ﻣﺎﺩﺭ ﺑﺎ ﺗﻤﺎﻣﯽ ﻭﺟﻮﺩﺵ ﺩﻭﺳﺘﺖ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ.
_________________
ﺳﺮﻡ ﺭﺍ ﻧﻪ ﻇﻠﻢ ﻣﻲ ﺗﻮﺍﻧﺪ ﺧﻢ ﮐﻨﺪ ، ﻧﻪ ﻣﺮﮒ ، ﻧﻪ
ﺗﺮﺱ ،
ﺳﺮﻡ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﺮﺍﻱ ﺑﻮﺳﻴﺪﻥ ﺩﺳﺖ ﻫﺎﻱ ﺗﻮ ﺧﻢ ﻣﻲ ﺷﻮﺩ

نقاشي لبخند کيليپس
اثر استاد موکتچيان



` ` `´████████´´´´
´´`´███▒▒▒▒███´´´´´
´´´███▒●▒▒●▒██´´´
´´´███▒▒▒▒▒▒██´´´´
´´´███▒▒▒▒██´
´´██████▒▒███´´
´██████▒▒▒▒██
██████▒▒▒▒▒▒
´´▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒´´
´´▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒´´
´.▒▒▒´´▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒´´´´
´.▒▒´´´´▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒
..▒▒.´´´´▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒
´▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
´´´´´´´´´███████´´´´
´´´´´´´´████████´´´´
´´´´´´´█████████´
´´´´´´██████████
´´´´´´██████████
´´´´´´´█████████´
´´´´´´´█████████´
´´´´´´´´████████´´´
________▒▒▒▒▒
_________▒▒▒▒
_________▒▒▒▒
________▒▒_▒▒
_______▒▒__▒▒
_____ ▒▒___▒▒
_____▒▒___▒▒
____▒▒____▒▒
___▒▒_____▒▒
_███______▒▒
█_███____███
█__███_ _█_███

________________________$$$$$$$$$$___________$$$$$___
________________________$$$$$$$$$$$________$$$$$$$$__
_________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$$$___
__________________________$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$__
_____________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$___
___________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$___
_________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$____
________________$$$______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$____
______________$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$____
_____________$$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$_$$$$$_____
___________$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$___$$$$_____
__________$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$____$$$_____
_________$$$$__________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$____
_______ $$$$____________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$____
______$$$_________________$$$$$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$___
___$$$$$$___________________$$$$$$$$$

__________$$$$$$$$$$
__________$$$$$$$$$$$$$
_________$$$$$$$$$$$$$
__________$$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$$$,
_________$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$
_________$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$
______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$
___$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
__$$$$$$$$$$$$______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
__$$$$$$$$$$$_________$$$$$$$$$$$$$
_$$$$$$$$$$$$_________$$$$$$$$$$$$$
_$$$$$$$$$$$$$________$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$_$
_$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$_$
_$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$__$_$
_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$

__________________$$$$$$$_$$$$$$
_________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$
_____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$
____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
___$$$_$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$
__$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
__$$$_$$_$$$$$$$$___$$$$$$_$$$
__$$$_$$_$$$$$$$$_____$$___$$$
_$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$__________$$
_$$$_$$_$$$$$$$$$$
_$$$_$$_$$$$$$$$$$
_$$$_$$_$$$$$$$$$$$
$_$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$
$_$$$$$$___$$$$$$$$
_$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$
$_$$$$$$$$___$$$$$$
$$_$$$$$$$$___$$$$$
$$$_$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$
_$$$_$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$
$$$$$ __$$$$$$$$_$$$$
$$$$$$$ __$$$$$$$$$__$
$_$_$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$_$$$$
$$$__$$$$$__$$_$$$$$$$_$$$$
$$$$$$_$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
_$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
__$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$__$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$__________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$____________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$______________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$_______________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$_______________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$____________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
__________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$$$$
_$$$__$$_$$________$$$$$$$$$$$
_$$$_$$_____________$$$$$$$$$$
_$$_$$______________$$$$$$$$$$
_$$$$________________$$$$$$$$$$
_$$$$________________$$$$$$$$$$
__$$$_________________$$$$$$$$$
$_____________________$$$$$$$$$
$____________________$$$$$$$$$$
$____________________$$$$$$$$$$
$____________________$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$
$___________________$$$$$$$

- مستقیم ؟

+ [ بوق بوق ]

- سلام آقا خسته نباشی !

+ سلام داداش، مسیر ؟

- چهار راه شهدا

+ اوووووووه ... اونجا که ترافیکه داداش، من تا میدون شهدا بیشتر نمیرم

- عـــه... خب ... خب باشه چاره ای نیس دیگه ...

+ امام رضا قربونش برم این روزا سرش شلوغه، ما رو هم انگار یادش رفته ... مُردیم تو این ترافیــــــــک

-ای آقا این چه حرفیـــه ؟؟؟ ما امام رضا رو یادمون نره، امام رضا ما رو یادش نمیره...این زائرا که برا شما بی سود هم نبوده ها... حداقلش 4تا مسافر بیشتر جابجا میکنین !!!

+آقا شما هم دلت خوشِ ها... به قیافت که نه ولی به حرفات میخوره آخوند باشی... ازین زائرا فقط ترافیکش به ما میرسه !

- چی بگم والا ... کاش میتونستم بجای حرف زدن، عمل کُنمو مثه این همه عاشق منم پیاده بِرَم حرم آقا ولی ...

+ ولی چی ؟؟؟

- ولی سعادتشو ندارم ... ینی دارما ولی ...نمیدونم چی باعث شد پیاده نرم حَرم ...

+ ...

- آقا قربون دستت من همینجا پیاده میشم ... شاید از همینجا پیاده برم بهتر باشه

________________________________________

پ.ن : وقتی بعد از مدت ها دست به قلم میشم ...

_______________$$$$$$___$$$$$$$$$$$$
___________$$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$$$$$$$$
_________$$$$$$$$$$$$$____$$_$$$$$$$
________$$$_$$$$$$$_$$___$$$$$$$$$$$
_______$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$
________$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$
_________$$$___$$$$$$$$___$$$$$$$
______$$$$$$_____$$$$_________$$$
________$$_______$$$_________$$$$$
______________$$$$$$$_______$$$$$$$
_____________$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$$
_____________$$$$$$$$$____$$$_$$$$$$
____________$$$$$_$$$$____$$$$_$$$$$$
____________$$$$$$$$$$____$$$$$_$$$$$
__________$$$$_$$$$$$$____$$$$$$_$$$$
_________$$$$_$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$_$$$$
_________$$$_$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$$$$$
________$$$_$$$$$$$$______$$$$$$$$$_$$$
_______$$$$$$$$$$$$________$$$$$$$$$$_$$