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ﻳـﻪ ﺩُﺧـﺘﺮ ﺑﺎﻳَـﺪ ﺟﻮﺟـﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ..
ﺍﻧﻘﺪﺭ ﺭﻳﺰﻩ ﻣﻴﺰﻩ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ﻛﻪ ﺭﺍﺣﺖ ﺗﻮ ﺑﻐﻠﺖ ﺟﺎ ﺷﻪ ..
ﺧﻮﻭﻭﻝ ﻭ ﺩﻳﻮﻭﻧﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ^__^ ﺟﻮﺭﻯ ﻛﻪ ﺑﮕﻰ ﺧﺪﺍ
ﻣﻨﻮ ﺍﺯ ﺩﺳﺖ ﺍﻳﻦ ﻧﺠﺎﺕ ﺑﺪﻩ
ﻟﻮﺱ ﻭ ﺣﺴﻮﺩ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ
همیشه اسپرت بپوشه
ﻛُـﻠﻰ ﻋﻜﺲ ﺑﮕﻴﺮﻩ
ﺍﮔﻪ ﻋﺎﺷﻘﺖ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ﻫﺮ ﺩﻭ ﺩﻳﻘﻪ ﻳﻪ ﺑﺎﺭ ﺑﮕﻪ
ﮔﺎﺍﺍﺍﺯ ﺑﮕﻴﺮﻩ ^__^
ﻟﻮﺱ ﺣﺮﻑ ﺑﺰﻧﻪ ^__^
ﻫﻢ ﺷﻴﻄﻮﻥ ﻫﻢ ﺧﺎﻧﻮﻡ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ^__^
ﭘــﺎﻳﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ^__^
ﺧﻨﮓ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ﻭ ﺑﺎ ﺧﻨﮓ ﺑﺎﺯﻳﺎﺵ ﺑﺨﻨﺪﻭﻧﺘﺖ

ﺩﺭ ﺯﻟﺰﻟﻪ ﭼﯿﻦ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﮔﺮﻭﻩ ﻧﺠﺎﺕ، ﺯﻥ ﺟﻮﺍﻥ ﺭﺍ ﺯﯾﺮ
ﺁﻭﺍﺭ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﮐﺮﺩ ﺍﻭ ﻣﺮﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ ﺍﻣﺎ ﮐﻤﮏ ﺭﺳﺎﻧﺎﻥ ﺯﯾﺮ ﻧﻮﺭ
ﭼﺮﺍﻍ ﻗﻮﻩ، ﭼﯿﺰ ﻋﺠﯿﺒﯽ ﺩﯾﺪﻧﺪ . ﺯﻥ ﺑﺎ ﺣﺎﻟﺘﯽ ﻋﺠﯿﺐ
ﺑﻪ ﺯﻣﯿﻦ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩﻩ، ﺯﺍﻧﻮ ﺯﺩﻩ ﻭ ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﺑﺪﻧﺶ ﺯﯾﺮ ﻓﺸﺎﺭ
ﺁﻭﺍﺭ ﮐﺎﻣﻼ ﺗﻐﯿﯿﺮ ﯾﺎﻓﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩ.
ﻧﺎﺟﯿﺎﻥ ﺗﻼﺵ ﻣﯽ ﮐﺮﺩﻧﺪ ﺟﻨﺎﺯﻩ ﺭﺍ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﺑﯿﺎﻭﺭﻧﺪ ﮐﻪ
ﮔﺮﻣﺎﯼ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩﯼ ﻇﺮﯾﻒ ﺭﺍ ﺍﺣﺴﺎﺱ ﮐﺮﺩﻧﺪ . ﭼﻨﺪ ﺛﺎﻧﯿﻪ
ﺑﻌﺪ، ﺳﺮﭘﺮﺳﺖ ﮔﺮﻭﻩ، ﺩﯾﻮﺍﻧﻪ ﻭﺍﺭ ﻓﺮﯾﺎﺩ ﺯﺩ: ﺑﯿﺎﯾﯿﺪ،
ﺯﻭﺩ ﺑﯿﺎﯾﯿﺪ ! ﯾﮏ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺍﯾﻨﺠﺎ ﺍﺳﺖ . ﺑﭽﻪ ﺯﻧﺪﻩ ﺍﺳﺖ.
ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺁﻭﺍﺭ ﺍﺯ ﺭﻭﯼ ﺟﻨﺎﺯﻩ ﻣﺎﺩﺭ ﮐﻨﺎﺭ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﯼ ﺍﺯ
ﺯﯾﺮ ﺁﻥ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ ﮐﺸﯿﺪﻩ ﺷﺪ.
ﻣﺮﺩﻡ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺭﺍ ﺑﻐﻞ ﮐﺮﺩﻧﺪ، ﯾﮏ ﺗﻠﻔﻦ ﻫﻤﺮﺍﻩ ﺍﺯ
ﻟﺒﺎﺳﺶ ﺑﻪ ﺯﻣﯿﻦ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩ ﮐﻪ ﺭﻭﯼ ﺻﻔﺤﻪ
ﺷﮑﺴﺘﻪ ﺁﻥ ﺍﯾﻦ ﭘﯿﺎﻡ ﺩﯾﺪﻩ ﻣﯽ ﺷﺪ:
ﻋﺰﯾﺰﻡ، ﺍﮔﺮ ﺯﻧﺪﻩ ﻣﺎﻧﺪﯼ، ﻫﯿﭻ ﻭﻗﺖ ﻓﺮﺍﻣﻮﺵ ﻧﮑﻦ ﮐﻪ
ﻣﺎﺩﺭ ﺑﺎ ﺗﻤﺎﻣﯽ ﻭﺟﻮﺩﺵ ﺩﻭﺳﺘﺖ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ.
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ﺳﺮﻡ ﺭﺍ ﻧﻪ ﻇﻠﻢ ﻣﻲ ﺗﻮﺍﻧﺪ ﺧﻢ ﮐﻨﺪ ، ﻧﻪ ﻣﺮﮒ ، ﻧﻪ
ﺗﺮﺱ ،
ﺳﺮﻡ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﺮﺍﻱ ﺑﻮﺳﻴﺪﻥ ﺩﺳﺖ ﻫﺎﻱ ﺗﻮ ﺧﻢ ﻣﻲ ﺷﻮﺩ

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